Bored Haikus
Sex is her flavor
Sweetness with love and honey
Makes my lips feel numb
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Pretend soldier’s war
Fighting inside my own mind
Re-load if I lose
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Brown skin, curvy form
Perfection brought to our world
Sunny Leone
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What class should I be
It’s such a classless question
Dammit, Mage again
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And I thank you… :p
“Listen” to me for a while… I like the attention.
Ya know… when you ask yourself a question that’s a little odd… when you get a response… that’s interesting… when I get a dialogue going… well that’s when my writing really gets cooking. They say genius and madness are two sides of the same coin. I say genius misunderstood is nothing short of madness, and that to be so good at something to the point of genius you have to be a little mad. It adds spice.
To sit and think up a person, then give that person a life, a family, heartache, joy, sadness, then twenty more like him/her you have to be insane. Everyday I write I launch myself into a fictional world where I am nothing short of a god but at the same time I’m less than the least of my story… because I have to be. To write something worth reading you have to become the world you’ve created, you have to live it, you become it because you realize it’s all in your head… and if that ain’t madness I don’t know what is. I am proud to say that I am so off my rocker to be a writer.
Through my writings I’ve been to far off worlds, lived entire lives in mere moments, seen civilizations rise and fall. All of it at my whim. I have sown discord and harmony as sister entities. Creation is mine. This universe is not the only one… each day a new one is given life, whether it is a new being brought into our world, or someone finding their own nirvana inside themselves that they didn’t know was there. And finally… pontification is mine supreme.
Okay
Understand that you’re not physically awake but spiritually sleeping and the world is a much more sane place.
Bad news?
Do you know the worst thing to hear from your barber when you’re getting a haircut?
“God…This looks retarded…”
You don’t even have a girlfriend, what the hell would you do with two?- Church
Dude you don’t get it, chicks are like Voltron; the more you get together the better it gets.- Tucker
—Red vs Blue: Season 1
First was a post
Then came you reading it…I know epic self-fulfilling prophecy…I’m good at those. I’ll upload interesting things when they happen. :D
